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Hello Kitty Vibrator

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Hello Kitty items are very popular, and their skyrocketing fame managed to push them out of Japan into the worldmarket, where the popularity soared even further into unimaginable heights. The most fascinating thing about Hello Kitty is that even though we automatically conclude that the iconic pink and white kitten is actually only meant for little girls, we are very, very wrong. In fact, Hello Kitty is mega popular in a much older demographics and a vast majority of weird Hello Kitty products is actually for adolescents and women.

We can think whatever we want but the bottom line is that Shintaro Tsuji, the 85 year old owner of Sanrio, the company that actually introduced us to Hello Kitty all the way back in 1974, is becoming a billionaire. Oh wait – he already is! Thanks to Hello Kitty’s startling rise to become one of the most iconic representations of the word “cute”, Mr. Tsuji made about $900 million just last year, so perhaps we shouldn’t question his notion of doing good business. This is how he looks like:

Shintaro Tsuji

The Hello Kitty vibrator was actually first marketed under the guise of a neck massager, but its very, uhm… suspicious design made us have that internal “Oh, really?” moment. Now, there is nothing wrong with owning a vibrator, and it is certainly healthier to be in a loving relationship with something like this than tolerate an abusive, degrading relationship with another person. We are not judging. Judging is for small minded people. However, we have to wonder why this interesting phallic object actually had to be presented as a neck massager at all in the first place. Just one look at it turns on a million light bulbs in your mind. But if you ever dug deep into the Japanese view on sex, then you will understand. One statistic shows that Japanese couples have four times sex in one year!

hello-kitty-vibrator-shoulderFirst, we have the phallic, elongated shape that is not really useful for the neck, but is awfully reminiscent of something else that just might be useful somewhere else. Khm. Secondly, we have the vibrating qualities of this product, so if we put two and two together, you bet we are going to get f-f-f-four. Okay, moving on.

This item was actually a brilliant idea and so was the decision to temporarily pull it off the market. To give you a bit of background, the Hello Kitty vibrator stirred a lot of controversy immediately after its release, but the company owners cleverly ignored all the commentary and kept selling this, um, contraption to the ladies and those who feel that way for a long time. Then, when the Hello Kitty erotic massager appeared in porn movies, the owners responded by allegedly being so shocked and appalled that they immediately pulled it off the market by making the licensed manufacturer go through a lot of legal trouble, thus losing the license to make Hello Kitty items. Mainly, it was off the market because of controversy. Yeah, right. Imagine that shock. But then the (un)expected happened! The lonely ladies rebelled and a lot of Hello Kitty fans that were now dissatisfied were starting to post serious reviews of this item, its practical usage, battery life, etc. You can basically guess what happened next – the Hello Kitty vibrators were immediately re-released in various colors, including black, which seems to be the most popular variant. And they were now released by Sanrio, and not by any other manufacturer that had the Hello Kitty license.

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Surprise, surprise! If men didn’t want Hello Kitty to burn in Hell before, you can bet they do now. Especially if any of the Hello Kitty models can outperform them. And that is very, very humiliating, especially since when it comes to the quality of vibrators, Hello Kitty “massagers” suck. Not literally, of course. Or at least a part of the ladies report it so. The other part is blissfully silent.

One Amazon customer says in a review:
“First of all I’d like to say this product is not for insertion, and it’s not “mislabeled” as people might tell you it is. It’s long, it vibrates, and it’s from Japan! It’s not hard to figure out this was meant for sexual stimulation. It might be marked as a personal massager but just like the Hatachi Magic Wand this product is marketed as a personal massager as a modest …”

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Some ladies report that they only can achieve an orgasm with a Hello Kitty vibrator, although they are not a Hello Kitty fan. Interestingly, the Hello Kitty vibrators, despite not being the best vibrators out there, still managed to become a cult item and a collectible. You can bet that there are dozens upon dozens of men frustrated because their wives are in love with Hello Kitty and want to have everything that the company produces – including the ever popular Hello Kitty sex toy. In fact, it is easy to stumble upon several blogs that are written by men who hate the Hello Kitty franchise because it is ruining their lives – their houses are full of Hello Kitty stuff and to top all that, there is another, evil Hello Kitty in the bedroom. Men don’t feel good sleeping close to pink phallic, “kawaii” objects. It’s just the way things are. Alas for them, the Hello Kitty just doesn’t seem to go goodbye.

The Sex Professor says:

“The Hello Kitty vibrator  is small, super cute and offers gentle vibration which is nice for those who either prefer more mild to moderate vibration or those who are new to using sex toys or vibrators. In case you’re wondering which part vibrates, it is indeed Hello Kitty herself and her little teddy bear.”

Hello Kitty Vibrator Massager Masturbator

Well, this is the vibrating stick that is supposed to be a neck massager. After being temporarily taken off the market, the Hello Kitty massager returned and started selling like never before. This product has become a cult collectible and is now back on the market for almost five years, so we have to assume it is doing something right if so many people like it. The return of this vibrating item has been marked by the company as glorious, but does it perform gloriously? Most ladies say yes. The first thing that needs to be clear about this interesting neck massager is that it is not made for insertion, but for stimulation only. As such, it packs a punch. The company even offers discreet shipping, so if you want one of these and are a bit embarrassed, don’t be – the package will arrive in a plain box that has no Hello Kitty logo or any other markings on it.

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The Hello Kitty (or Hell-o Kitty as some men like to call it) vibrator uses one AA battery and vibrates at one speed. It is available in several colors, including the recognizable pink, red, purple and black, so if a lady feels like pink is not so original, she has more choices. Clever move, Sanrio, clever move.
The stimulating toy is actually not that big at all, and as we have mentioned before, it isn’t meant for insertion so the size is not the issue this time. The problem that some seem to have with it is the fact that it does not have a lot of vibrating strength and that it only has one speed. However, it gets the job done. The phallic Hello Kitty “toy” is made out of good quality material, and it actually vibrates pretty strong considering that it needs only one AA battery. It should be enough to relieve the daily stress, or to make an original gift for a special person who is into Hello Kitty.

Oh, and do keep it away from children, as they may think that it is a toy for them. Hide it well from men, too. 🙂

Conclusion

Hello Kitty vibrators are sheer evidence that in order for a product to succeed and make an astronomical profit for the company, it has to be at least a bit controversial. Not only did the Sanrio manage to profit from this relatively cheap vibrator, they managed to create such a hype by pretending that they are disgusted by its use in pornography that even more people were prepared to buy it for their stress relieving activities. At one point, when Hello Kitty vibrators were taken off the market, the value of each of these “massagers” rose over 150$ and these items were auctioned on Ebay and sold on websites as purely collectibles. Now that they sell normally, the price is logically a lot lower than that, but the sales are as high as ever.

The Hello Kitty neck massager and vibrator kit is a widely bought item for purposes of gift wrapping and sending to someone else, and whether this gift is meant humorously or not, the fact is that the Hello Kitty vibrator does its job. To prove that, you can go and read the commentary on the sales sites such as Amazon, where you will be able to read some in depth experiences we would rather not share here. You can also find a lot of pictures online, including pictures of the Hello Kitty vibrators, and Hello Kitty sex rooms in Japan where the rooms are crowded with Hello Kitty themed bondage and other sex alluding contraptions. The porn video portals are also full of videos with masturbating women with this toy. While some may find this stomach turning, other may like it and even be interested in procuring some of these other Hello Kitty sex toys. Unfortunately, anything else but the Hello Kitty vibrator is only available in Japan, where people seem to be oddly interested in this sort of thing. The vibrator fits your should bag for sure and at first sight it doesn’t look like a vibrator, so it is ideal for hiding your lovely toy.

To summarize, whatever your reason for buying a Hello Kitty massaging and vibrator kit may be, be sure to find it original. You may want to add something cute in your own bedroom routine, relieve some stress with your favorite cute character, or gift wrap it and send it to someone else. Either way, Hello Kitty will deliver what you need, even if it’s just a bit of humor in a gift wrap.

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Nedim Sabic

Experienced blogger, influencer and in spare time CEO. Grow up under high IT and music influence, today considered as an online marketing expert, especially in SEO and Usability topics.

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4 Responses to Hello Kitty Vibrator

  1. Augie says:

    Is the hello kitty massager available to order?

  2. Amelia says:

    Where can you order it?

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